I made a spreadsheet in Google Sheets for a Dad Joke Of The Day. It has 1 column for the date, one for the joke setup and one for the joke punchline. On another tab in the sheet, it’s set up to display the joke, one line at a time and have the date at the bottom. Pretty simple and easy way to create a different daily message or even something like a joke.
Google Sheets can export it to a web page, but the formatting isn’t the easiest to work with, so I posted that on a Canva page and shared out that as a webpage or in this page’s case an embedded page.
I also have a NSFW random insult generator that works in a similar fashion. If you break up the insult into 4 parts, you can have the Google Sheet create an insult based on parameters. In my generator’s case, I have it set to a modifyer, a body part, a verb and punctuation. For example: You stupid butt muncher!! The main insult, ‘you stupid’, the body part ‘butt’ and the verb ‘muncher’ as well as 2 exclamation points. Replace those at your leisure and set up some random number generators attached to each part of the insult.
=INDEX(A2:A, RANDBETWEEN(1, COUNTA(A2:A21)))Home
=INDEX(B2:B, RANDBETWEEN(1, COUNTA(B2:B21)))
=INDEX(C2:C, RANDBETWEEN(1, COUNTA(C2:C21)))